Part I:Up at 3:07 am and the morning started off with a bit of an uneasy feeling when the shuttle bus didn't show up until 20 minutes after it was supposed to. I like Australia, but I want to go home. I was told to be waiting outside of the hotel between 4 and 4:15 am, but when the shuttle hadn't shown up at 4:15 I was starting to get concerned, thinking that perhaps I missed it even though I did as instructed and was out there at 4 am. Shuttle bus after shuttle bus went by, but none pulled into my hotel parking lot. I was standing by the road watching intently for my transportation and several taxis drove by. One driver drove by me twice, sure that he was going to get a fare. Five more minutes and I was tempted to flag down one of those taxis that were driving by, and finally, 4:20 am rolled around and the shuttle pulled up. Talk about a feeling of relief.
Part II:I'm finally on the plane to Sydney. Only 33 hours of travel to go! Oh no, not again! Taxiing down the runway and then take-off. The flight to Sydney was uneventful. A couple from Seattle was sitting beside me and they hadn't had a chance to see Sydney yet, but they had a six-hour layover, so I told them to make sure they see the Sydney Opera House, if nothing else, because at the same time they'll be able to see the Harbour Bridge and those two things are a must-see.
I'm trying to not sleep because I now have to re-adjust my sleep pattern to 17 hours behind. Right now it's 6:22 pm on Monday at home, so I should wait at least four hours before I try to sleep, but if I do that, I will miss breakfast. Breakfast at 10:22 pm??? Oh, wait that's Canada time! What to do, what to do!! I enjoy food too much so I will stay awake.
Here I am in Sydney, for two and a half hours. That gives me enough time do a bit of shopping, or, maybe not - I've spent enough money. I did manage to buy some kangaroo jerkey to take home though. I was about 35 cents short and a nice Aussie man offered to pay the difference for me and I was very grateful. Now, I officially have no Australian currency. No need to worry myself about converting it back to Canadian when I get home. Mission accomplished!
Part III:The layover in Sydney went without a hitch. The plane landed at the domestic terminal, and the international terminal is six km away, so a free shuttle service is provided. When I finally arrived at the international terminal I found my way to customs, security, and of course the layout of the airport forces a walk through the duty-free store. I had no intentions of buying anything because I think duty-free is a scam. I did have a look at the watches, just to see what there was. I had already spent enough money and besides, I bought my most expensive item yesterday - a very nice stainless steel "ripcurl" waterproof watch. It is designed for surfers because it is a must that they look cool while surfing, and now that I am an experienced surfer, I figured I should have one.
Taxi and take-off. What a beautiful sight!!! I'm glad I got a window seat on the right side of the plane because Sydney Harbour, the Opera House and the Harbour Bridge are just outside my window. There's Sydney Olympic Park in the distance. This city brings back fond memories.
They are now out of sight and I'm feeling a little bit emotional because I will miss Australia. Time now to sit back, relax and take in a few movies for the long journey of 13 and a half hours to LA.
Nix the movies. I can't hear anything, so I have resorted to being a computer nerd again. I guess I will review my pictures. That should pass a couple of hours. I'll have to recharge my battery when I get to LAX. I should have brought my headphones on the flight instead of putting them in my checked luggage.
Suddenly, as I look out the window, jumping 14,000 feet just popped into my head. The only difference now is 17,000 feet, a parachute and, a good looking Aussie to jump with is missing. If my ears hurt from all the wind from sky diving at 14,000 feet, I think my head would explode at this height.
I now have the flight path on screen. I'll give you a blow-by-blow account of our altitude and where we are. Can you tell I'm bored?? Altitude - 31,000 feet; Outside air temp. - -33 degrees celcius; Time to destination - 10:13; Distance to destination - 9,363 km; Ground speed - 1,064 kph; On-screen map shows that we are near a place called "Nadi", about 2/3 of the way to the International Date Line from Sydney.
Hey, there's a kangaroo on the wing. Oh wait, that's a decal! I was hoping Skippy was coming home with me. I'll have to settle for the jerkey I bought.
Hey! What happened? A minute ago it was light outside. I closed the shade and when I opened it, the plane was surrounded by darkness. We must have crossed the International Date Line. Just a minute, I'll take a look at the flight path. Just as I suspected...the tail end of the plane on the map has just crossed it. I am now officially back a day - Four hours and forty three minutes ago it was November 3 and now it's November 2. It's also now -38 degrees celcius outside. It's gotten five degrees colder since I last looked. Oh my Gawd, what am I coming home to? I'm sure glad it's not as cold on land as in the air at 33,000 feet - 2,000 feet higher than when I last looked.
I hope you're enjoying my commentary. We're a bit farther than half way to LA now. Yikes, another 2,000 feet - we're now at 35,000 feet. At 894 kph, we've slowed down abit, and we are 6,815 km from Cairns, but we're going towards the cold this time - -43 degrees celcius. I wonder if that's with wind chill?
I just got back from a walk around the plane a couple of times. It's almost like a walk around the block because the plane is so big. I was beginning to get restless sitting for so long. Poor people beside me have to move all the time, or should I say the person in the aisle seat moves and his wife stays in her seat and I just stand up in my seat and step over her. I walked up to the front to see how the rich live. They have their own pods that they can lay down in. Maaan, I need a sugar daddy ha ha! I've even developed my own exercise program at the back of the plane - wall sits where I lean against a wall and sit, but there isn't a chair for cheating. It keeps my muscles active.
Time to destination: two hours and 15 minutes, and the crew is getting ready to serve us breakfast because it's starting to smell good in here. The food has been excellent, both on the trip to Australia and back. I was curious what Qantas stands for, so I asked an attendant, and in case you're interested, it stands for Queensland Australia Northern Territory Air Services.
One hour 23 minutes to go and I'll be on land again - 4.5 hours to be exact until I catch another plane to Vancouver. I don't understand why we are always ascending. We are now at 39,000 feet. Shouldn't we be descending if we are only an hour 20 minutes out? For all I know, we are in Mexico. We can't be though - it's -59 outside.
We have started our descent now. The sunrise is gorgeous. Gridlock, and it is only 6:30 in the morning. Touchdown! Now Canada is only a short 7.5 hours away. Yeah!
Part IV:Starbucks?? But how could you??? I almost regretted it the minute I bought the Venti Skinny Vanilla Latte. I told the staff at the counter that Australia's coffee kicks ass over Starbucks. It has been such a long morning/day/night-and-morning-again though that I felt that I needed a pick-me-up.
I can't believe the speed to upload photos and video clips on my blog. It took so long in Australia that half my Internet time purchased was devoted to that alone. It was so frustrating. I think I'm going to devote a couple blog entries just for photos and video clips to share with you.
I sure hope I can get all the way home. I tried to web check-in through West Jet, but didn't have my booking number, only a flight number and I hope that's enough. If not, I will call Air Miles to sort it out.
I'm on the plane to Vancouver now and I'm tired. Almost everybody has a laptop - I'm no longer special. Qantas includes all meals and snacks and it is a pleasure to fly with them. Air Canada is much different and they would charge you to fart if they could. They may charge you to fart, but at least I have an empty seat beside me so I can put my feet up on the seat and sleep. There is heaps of room. There is even more leg room. Ya gotta love these partially empty flights. We're at 35,000 feet and I can't see anything except white outside. I think we're still flying over the Pacific Ocean, but it's not the same as earlier. Oh, oh, the Captain just announced that we have started our descent.
There are islands to the left of me and to the right, ladies and gentlemen, SNOW on the mountains? There was no snow on the last mountains I saw? This isn't the same Pacific Ocean I saw 28 hours ago, and where's the Reef? There seems to be no pride of ownership here on this side of the Pacific - the water here isn't clear.
Touchdown. Welcome to Canada, eh! Now it's off to West Jet to see if I can get to Edmonton. If not, I may be walking.
Success and I've got my boarding pass.
Part V:It's 6 pm and I'm boarding my fourth and last plane for my journey home. My ears hurt when I blow my nose and they're still plugged. I'm gonna have to go through weeks of feeling like I'm falling because of my inner ear problem, just like when I was in Sydney. Good thing the flight to Las Vegas one month from today is only a few hours.
I feel like Clint Eastwood in "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" because I have a blanket from my last flight wrapped around me with a string holding it on. I also feel like a bum because I slept on an airport bench while waiting for the plane to board.
I'm on the last plane on my way home. I can't wait. There is a very obnoxious kid behind me. Shut up already! The flight was just under two hours and when I saw Mom waiting by the baggage carousel I gave her a big hug. It's good to be home. When I got home there was the following picture on the door waiting for me. I suspect it was our next door neighbour. If you can't read the fine print, it says "Good bye Australia, Hello Turin.

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All in a matter of a day boo hoo!
Good-bye Australia. I'll be back some day!
Over and Out, Ellen